Papers Please but far more violent

23 feb. 2021
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Papers please but far more violent. Look it said the guy was a suspect, what was I supposed to do? Not hit him with my pitchfork?
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  • I’ve never driven across a border but I’d like to think this is what it’s like

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  • Nothing feels like Ukraine more than this video

    Luka VukovicLuka Vukovic3 dagen geleden
  • "I keep coming back!" So guess we are in a Vivarium or Dead End type sequel, where you are forced to choose whether people can enter your country forever? Plausible.

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  • I love your content a tremendous amount ! I love the way you full screen game play but still show your face during the video at moments, your jokes are actually funny versus most others, and I feel so involved as if we are actual friends and its pretty comforting, and nostalgic. Lol random comment sorry but have a great day ♡

    Kara LynnKara Lynn8 dagen geleden
  • I just realized that the first guy Kevin checked was also named Walenty. That was his origin story lol.

    Aguythat YoudontknowAguythat Youdontknow14 dagen geleden
  • He said the guy at 9:24 gad everything above board, but the sequence on his entry permit didn't match his passport

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    • (And his passport was expired)

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  • He went to all the trouble of destroying the truck driver at 7:33's truck looking for contraband, but just ignored the fact that he had no permit to enter the country

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  • Damn it kevin toniste kristel's ID numbers didn't match up! There were at least TWO discrepancies!

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  • 7:03 -Kev Quite Chronicle

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  • Heyyy, Naughty boys...

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  • This is actually based on the memoirs of a 80's Soviet border guard

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  • Border Patrol Kevin: 8:34 "Oh his photo didn't match? I didn't know I should be looking at that"

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  • 2:40 O KURWA FIAT 126p! XD

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  • Jim Pickens

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  • If you can do me a favor and let all the ketamine through that would be great

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  • Its easy for Rusia to be ahead of its time in self driving vehicles when they dont care if they crash them

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  • I hate it when i get a counterfeit potato

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  • I want a series on this please

    Dylan BoyleDylan BoyleMaand geleden
  • Kevin jumped in front of every single car turning around... I’m beginning to see a trend

    Jake O'BrienJake O'BrienMaand geleden
  • My family left ireland cuz of those counterfeit potatoes.

    cliffitircliffitirMaand geleden
  • Afirakistan!

    Adam HowellAdam HowellMaand geleden
  • Lmaoo

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  • I do not trust Kevin being near any kind of large vehicle

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  • Kevin is like the irish graystillplays

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  • hey man, wow man

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  • 15:39 yay that's my birthday

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  • Please for the love of god play more Kevin

    Jeb WatersheepJeb WatersheepMaand geleden
  • When you realize the FIRST person he let in was WALENTY.

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  • I like Call Me Kevin but Korone is best contraband doggo.

    Mario583Mario583Maand geleden
  • "Put it in H Kevin"

    Flapjack0404Flapjack0404Maand geleden
  • Kevin is the most aggressive and violent border patrol officer, I'd love to have him guard the entrance to my country.

    Johnny VarsityJohnny VarsityMaand geleden
  • A.R.K

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  • *Murders suspect before putting him on trial* *Loses game* "I don't understand! You said he was a suspect!" 😂😂😂

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  • comment

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  • I have a lot of nice potatoes you want some?

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  • Him trying to pronounce the country name threw me back to his trolling in mw2 days “aferakistan” that shit was funny back in the day

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  • Any one else notice the video is titled papers please even though it is contraband police

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  • "open their boots" lol

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  • lol I love how the Irish blame us for ww2 whilst it was the Germans who started world war 2. Well EU is a mess and collapsing so soon EU states will be free next three years the euro will collapse and become toilet paper.

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  • Why is this soviet border control simulator game his best video? 😂

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  • 5:17 AMOGUS!?!??

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  • I love how when he's doing the police gag in the beginning, he's pointing the flashlight into the back seat.... where children would usually be seated. He's accosting children looking for contraband lol

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  • I love the "all on a single tank of Kerosene." Reminds me of the Simpsons "Put it in H!!"

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  • the one with the flammable materials one was fine... except for the wine. wine counts as food.

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  • Kevin: "Got anything that cant cross the border" Me: "Corpses, potatoes and a glowing doll." (for legal reasons this is a joke)

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  • I appreciate the “put in H” reference lol

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  • I love this game, and games like it. Yes please play more! 👍💖

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  • Put it in H

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  • i was not expecting that intro lol

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  • The interaction icons and driving has a Dead Island feel

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  • the best intro to any video to this day

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  • This has that My Summer Car charm.

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  • So the potatoes during the Potato Famine were really counterfeit potatoes?

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  • If this were america, you'd be getting raises instead of fined.

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  • You should play more this was entertaining I mean what are the game do you get to open highly volatile chemicals by stabbing at it with a pitchfork

    Darian MonaghanDarian Monaghan2 maanden geleden
  • “You got anything in there that isn’t allowed” Well, Im still banned from this place but it’s probably fine

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  • Ill admit I died when Kevin killed that citizen I freakin lost it XD

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  • That intro makes me feel like crossing the border again

    Darian MonaghanDarian Monaghan2 maanden geleden
  • Kevin pronouncing the name of that location sounded like the intro to a Korn song.

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  • Timestamp: 1:10 As a Russian myself, I am impressed by your Russian accent, nicely done Irish lad 😂

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  • I have been waiting for this game.

    CIPHERCIPHER2 maanden geleden
  • why is every border officer simulator games have to be in russia XD

    Krisna TherryanoKrisna Therryano2 maanden geleden
    • Actual answer, it's probably bc people view it as authoritarian. Despite most countries (outside of the schengen agreement) having them.

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  • If I was crossing the border and encountered Kevin, I'd steal his guitar and run.

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  • “Put it in H!” Great callback. Guess I’ll be listening to that song for hours again. While I look for Gavin, that is.

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  • Become an ax murderer to get out of having to go to work... Interesting idea. I'll give it a try and let you know how it works.

    Gabriel AumanGabriel Auman2 maanden geleden
  • I wish you can be a corrupt border guard

    Isaac MounceIsaac Mounce2 maanden geleden
  • honestly, id watch kevin rant 2O minutes about potateos

    rosalie.yeehawrosalie.yeehaw2 maanden geleden
  • Hehe he didn't see the soup in my car.

    LadyLiljaLadyLilja2 maanden geleden
  • Your content is delightful, and we all love you.

    Jeffrey HollembaekJeffrey Hollembaek2 maanden geleden
  • Hey you should actually play Papers Please!! I watched this video because I didn't realize you were going to play a rip-off instead of the real thing!

    Maxine HeadroomMaxine Headroom2 maanden geleden
  • was that a russican accent or a gru imprssion

    O_TopiaO_Topia2 maanden geleden
  • Littering is worst crime ever.

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  • 0:02: the mexican guy staring back at kevin:

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  • I hear you about the brand name stuff Kevin. I heard that america had some really great theme park but I got there and it was nothing like Tayto Park

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  • I love all your video and watch all time

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  • INDAIN BORADER kevin is now turning indian

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  • I wasn't ready for Borat 3

    Mona SabbatMona Sabbat2 maanden geleden
  • *Jokes on him I carried countless illegal contraband over the border just because he trusted me*

    NickNick2 maanden geleden
  • Please do more of this. If you can do that stupid gta chaos mod over and over, you can at least do a video on this one more time. Come on Kevin. We use to have something special together.

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  • i betrayed you with a Dislike 😈 just kidding 😉 love you Kevin.

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  • A police car pulls up to your shop, sirens on. An officer steps out and runs towards your shop, barges in and then demands you sell him an actual stick, he then gets back into his car and speeds off.

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  • I have a way for you to make money in bitlife, in the horse races and playing black jack if you lose do NOT press continue, restart the game and try your bet again you will not lose money this way, also on lottery tickets its based on chance so i just buy 10 tickets until I win

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  • “Anything funky”😂

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  • I got depression, is that allowed

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  • Day 56 of telling kevin: "Entertain ragnarok"

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  • these days araaaiiive happy days hello kevin helo walter ready rock to prison camp havnt heard the happy days oppening in so long

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  • *Sleps Kevin a $20*. Alright you can move along.

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  • "I just need to keep right at the forks" -first left "Oh feck a shortcut!"

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  • no one will reply to this

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  • we need more of this

    Christian PatinoChristian Patino2 maanden geleden
  • why was i in the backseat of the car?

    Tom DaffTom Daff2 maanden geleden
  • У тебя какие-то проблемы с нашими самоуправляющими машинами ?!

  • How we see it: Counterfeits How Kevin sees it: Crayons

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  • Me rolling a joint: Kevin asking if i have something i shouldn't have Me: 👁️👄👁️

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  • does this kinda look like dead island. like just the icons and stuff

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  • feckin brilliant game....

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  • Big mistake I have drugs

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