Brands Won't Leave Me Alone

21 nov. 2020
765 535 Weergaven

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Somebody come get these brands

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA (wakeup sheeple)

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    Jarvis JohnsonJarvis Johnson2 maanden geleden
    • lol i found this

      adriane brayadriane bray6 dagen geleden
    • Personally of a Con Artist

      M DogM Dog21 dag geleden
    • Heck yeah

      ThedogboiThedogboi21 dag geleden
    • hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice

      Promise MairaroPromise Mairaro21 dag geleden
    • @J S :)

      ThedogboiThedogboi21 dag geleden
  • The only brand I accept this from is Dennys

    Meatball MelMeatball Mel3 uur geleden
  • You thought you could escape brand advertising with this video, but it was I, Tobin from Fire Emblem! Pleeeeeease play Fire Emblem Shadows of Valentia Echoes on 3ds software, or heck even emulator pleeeeeeassssseeeeeeee

    Tobin from Fire EmblemTobin from Fire EmblemDag geleden
  • I know I relate to beep boop robo ari 3000

    jayden hopkinsjayden hopkinsDag geleden
  • Crazy to see this only TWO MONTHS LATER and you're nearly 1.5M subscribers

    oriaaaneoriaaaneDag geleden
  • please talk about among us twitter.. I- just please

    Mochi BeepsMochi BeepsDag geleden
  • A chicken place tries to hook up with Jarvis and than a month later he made a video about a romance movie by a chicken place coincidence I THINK NOT

    Thats a Lot of Sodium CoinsThats a Lot of Sodium Coins2 dagen geleden
  • Kentucky. Fried. Children.

    GRAYRAPTOR13 !GRAYRAPTOR13 !3 dagen geleden
  • Stop humanizing corporations owned by nestle

    Graham ThedinosaurGraham Thedinosaur3 dagen geleden
  • What happened to the tech channel?

    Rohan KumarRohan Kumar5 dagen geleden
  • But dude Duke from Bush’s baked beans commented back to me and it made my day. All the other brands suck! Except slim Jim which also said they loved me so it seems rude to hate them.

    Reid MartinezReid Martinez7 dagen geleden
  • Play the KFC dating sim. Do it-

    Ace of SpadesAce of Spades9 dagen geleden
    • Yess make jarvis do it

      Jade OreoJade Oreo5 dagen geleden
  • KFC creates deliberately memeable content to prompt content creators to comment on them. It’s the same sort of strategy as deliberately-cringe tiktok-/youtubers. You can reach millions with less money by making an absurd Lifetime movie than by buying adspace online.

    David WugofskiDavid Wugofski9 dagen geleden
  • 4:49 I follow Wendy’s on Wattpad. As a writer, Wattpad is my life purpose.

    frankierosapple_frankierosapple_10 dagen geleden
  • Please keep making these videos there so funny

    C R A F T Y C R E A T I O N SC R A F T Y C R E A T I O N S11 dagen geleden
  • A KFC console will still have more games then the new X Box (Also does anyone remember when jake from State Farm was a fat white guy or was that just me)

    WindixieWindixie11 dagen geleden
  • How did Jarvis not know about the dating sim I've known about it for like what feels like years. I waited for it to come out, and then my friend bought it and we played it.

    gnarlysWangnarlysWan12 dagen geleden
  • i like the way you smell

    yasmayasma13 dagen geleden
  • The rubiks cube on your t shirt in the add has the right color scheme

    PuppyplazePuppyplaze13 dagen geleden
  • no.

    Elan WanElan Wan13 dagen geleden
  • We can also talk about how most of these massive brands pay their employees less than a living wage

    Cory DCory D14 dagen geleden
  • I don't know how I feel about this video either

    Rudolph SketchbookRudolph Sketchbook14 dagen geleden
  • Hold on... is everyone gonna ignore that Looney Toons asked to be in the video?..

    Doodle DeVoreDoodle DeVore14 dagen geleden
  • 2:15 thats stupid idc if the brand says it ill keep playing like that cuz frick that bruh

    Mak DeMoneyMak DeMoney15 dagen geleden
  • Alison Miller huh Someone has been watch karate kid

    ThedogboiThedogboi15 dagen geleden
  • I will edit this comment when something big happens later this year to make it look like I predicted the future

    Madyson CastilloMadyson Castillo17 dagen geleden
  • Gosh I just had KFC. It's everywhere

    Tom Boy TownTom Boy Town18 dagen geleden
  • Kum & Go really just replied with their own name not even trying. Looney Toons is as desperate to stay relevant like their multiple reboots of bugs bunny. DUDE Wipes really bragging about being second and I have never heard of them before. Webster just thirsty. These marketing teams are just wow

    Rose HeartsRose Hearts18 dagen geleden
  • watching jarvis make fun of tampa as i sit in tampa

    bread breadbread bread18 dagen geleden
  • Van van is definitely a jojo reference

    Articz7Articz718 dagen geleden
  • Um I just got a KFC ad while you were checking out the KFC game. The ad even said “did someone say KFC?” Send help.

    Nathan GeeNathan Gee18 dagen geleden
  • do vegan teacher

    Tyler lorigTyler lorig18 dagen geleden
  • I sure hope these brands give the people enslaved to do their twitter advertising health insurance.

    anonymousdratinianonymousdratini19 dagen geleden
  • I had a simplisafe add right before this vid

    joe refgurdjoe refgurd19 dagen geleden
  • I have adds for kfc

    Truest EmichTruest Emich19 dagen geleden
  • This video is so fucking boring

    Great GuyGreat Guy20 dagen geleden
  • the kfc dating sim is actually good lmao. also i hope that console is real tbh because stuff thats literally not on brand is what i live for

    Lewis MaddoxLewis Maddox20 dagen geleden
  • Sorry to do this but SimpliSafe is garbage that can be bypassed with a $2 transmitter. The Lock Pick Lawyer did a video. Consult a professional for your security needs.

    Ryan SprovieroRyan Sproviero20 dagen geleden
  • Jarvis, more like......Barvis

    Emerald CreeperEmerald Creeper21 dag geleden
  • I love your videos I've been binge watching a lot of them and they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!

    AnimalCrossingJackAnimalCrossingJack21 dag geleden
  • The Facebook Uno on Messengers literally has a mode in which you stack +2 and +4 cards. They can't enforce rules only when they believe it's convenient

    Cupcake Without The IcingCupcake Without The Icing21 dag geleden
  • hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice

    Promise MairaroPromise Mairaro21 dag geleden
  • Say "I'm going to get milk from the store" then goto14:45

    Harry LouistonHarry Louiston23 dagen geleden
  • I am from the future the kfconsole never happened (never mind it does exist I’m terrified)

    JeneX Art StudioJeneX Art Studio23 dagen geleden
  • Is Wendy's lore... On wattpad

    Shreks BussyShreks Bussy23 dagen geleden
  • I promise you no one hates brand twitter more than the people running brand twitter. Most brands being funny is because the people writing it genuinely think its fun to do and makes their work day a little less dull. I work in marketing, and I promise that most of this branded content/stunt work is done in earnest. Yes, we want to sell things, but we want to entertain the audience first and foremost. We just want to entertain/amuse/etc. Sure, it gets us earned media (free content where people talk about us), but we do genuinely want to make something that the people seeing it enjoy. A motto many of us use is "if its not beautiful, inspirational, educational, useful, or entertaining, don't make it." Also for anyone who is curious how brands find content that mentions them/is relevant all the time, there are tools called Social Listening Tools that allow you to write up queries that then crawl all public sites for content that mentions whatever it is you wrote the query to find. Then the tool collates all mentions of whatever you were searching for in one place, and someone at the company checks that daily. The tool allows you to reply/retweet/share immediately and that's how the magic happens. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!

    Allison TurnerAllison Turner24 dagen geleden
  • I'll never fucking eat KFC but I will play that dating sim for the rest of my life its amazing

    Royal Berger 26Royal Berger 2624 dagen geleden
  • idk maybe kfc stands for ‘kiss fucking chicken’. honestly don’t know though. they’re so into dating and stuff so...

    ewew24 dagen geleden
  • I have a friend that was named after vulveta, her name is Luvetta

    SoJuiceeSoJuicee24 dagen geleden
  • I wached a guy do an advert for simplysafe, while he owns a gun factory and there are guns all throughout his housr

    wooblydooblygodwooblydooblygod25 dagen geleden
  • Is it legal to put a simply safe camera on my apartment door...... probably not :(

    ButtersButters25 dagen geleden
  • You got 1.4 mil subs now bruh. Shut the f up bish. I'm watching this and eatimg beans while my girl passes out of the zans. Happy New Year nerds. Ily

    Japeth BarnettJapeth Barnett25 dagen geleden
  • Ngl you kinda look like Jake from state farm

    Penny WilsonPenny Wilson26 dagen geleden
  • Every single brand these days reminds me of that episode of community where Subway took human form

    Night WolfNight Wolf26 dagen geleden
  • Hey Jarvis from Marvel

    RepublicanGuardRepublicanGuard26 dagen geleden
  • My anxiety won't leave me alone either

    BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHelBatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel26 dagen geleden
  • Slim jim instagram is on another level. They always comment on posts from meme accounts which is wild to me... but not as wild as the flavor of slim jims. Find them at a gas station near you

    Max TeeMax Tee27 dagen geleden
  • Jarvis should make a shirt saying “crying my best” instead of “trying my best”

    DimTheŁightzØutDimTheŁightzØut27 dagen geleden
  • i was also jake from state farm for halloween!

    Bande TaiwoBande Taiwo28 dagen geleden
  • Jarvis x slim jim

    Eijrou KirishimaEijrou Kirishima28 dagen geleden
  • I want someone to take these tweets and just make a animated video or a comic about them

    Eijrou KirishimaEijrou Kirishima28 dagen geleden
  • We love the glow jarvis.

    Eijrou KirishimaEijrou Kirishima28 dagen geleden
  • When McDonald's is as depressed as their employees.

    UNTITLED scRIPTUNTITLED scRIPT29 dagen geleden
  • Just followed you on the Twitter.

    Rons LensRons Lens29 dagen geleden
  • :'(

    Sphynx have FeelingsSphynx have FeelingsMaand geleden
  • I want kfc now

    Sav _Smil3Sav _Smil3Maand geleden
  • Keep talking about this it is entertaining

    Rowen TaylorRowen TaylorMaand geleden
  • This year is a fucking fever dream

    2 Bagels 1 Toaster2 Bagels 1 ToasterMaand geleden
  • Wait, Uno has rules?💀

    CaydenCaydenMaand geleden
  • To sum up the videos "THE GANG IS ALL HERE"

    Caylum FavelCaylum FavelMaand geleden
  • Why is my name on a KFC dating game...

    Van NguyenVan NguyenMaand geleden
  • I LOVE that you have will grayson will grayson! Such a good read :))

    Gee WhizGee WhizMaand geleden
  • *slim jim wants to eat ur meat*

    Ice FrostzIce FrostzMaand geleden
  • Me: checking 5 minute crafts* 5 minute crafts: *somehow has crafts that you could use for christmas* Me: *JARVIIIIS*

    Salty_CSalty_CMaand geleden
  • Black Ted Nivison

    Heavy_hitterHeavy_hitterMaand geleden
    • Black Ted Nivison with a cleft pallete

      Heavy_hitterHeavy_hitterMaand geleden
  • Hey jarvis when you gonna release some NERD merch

    TheGamerChair YTTheGamerChair YTMaand geleden
  • I lost my tooth watching this video

    hammy the hamsterhammy the hamsterMaand geleden
  • Are u dead?

    issa me evil doraissa me evil doraMaand geleden
  • I cant focus on anything but that glaring speck of dust on his eyelash😭

    Cyprian MugaruraCyprian MugaruraMaand geleden
  • You do look like jake ngl

    ピチューecピチューecMaand geleden
  • van van is a jojo character

    Daniel AlvaradoDaniel AlvaradoMaand geleden
  • Funny how after just watching this KFC’s thirst trap movie is becoming popular🙈

    juicy coochie gangjuicy coochie gangMaand geleden
  • Me and My Little cousin Discovered This Game While I was Rolling through Steam, The Game is Actually Funny as Hell But it's also Kinda Eh- Because they genuinely Expect you to fall In love with Sanders, You can kiss the dude and whatnot and I don't know about you guys but watching my 11 Year old Cousin Choose the Kiss Option Didn't feel right.

    Salty SquidSalty SquidMaand geleden
  • This is likely my favorite video on the channel

    Sephiroth JenkinsSephiroth JenkinsMaand geleden
  • The steak-umm one is interesting because they said “meat a bottom line” which is like oh ok.. typo. But considering that these post go through several layers of editing, prob on purpose. Because why? Because now subconsciously your thinking of meat=steak-umm and they’ve just advertised to you while calling out other brands and making themselves look like good guys. Marketing is wild

    LyrcheylapLyrcheylapMaand geleden
  • You are weird so what if actually happened is fake it was interesting

    BxbblxzTVBxbblxzTVMaand geleden
  • U up?

    AI TotemAI TotemMaand geleden
  • You need to do another actually happened video there’s one that says I hid inside my teacher and found her dark secret yes you read that right INSIDE

    I don't knowI don't knowMaand geleden
  • i bought ur trying my best hoodie and failed an exam. the teacher told me to try harder cause i was wearing that hoodie. bruh.

    PlayWorksPlayWorksMaand geleden
  • Congrats bro

    Chris HawkesChris HawkesMaand geleden
  • Today I learned that our boi Jarvis is beefsexual

    czerwony kwadratczerwony kwadratMaand geleden
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    Luis Ventura JrLuis Ventura JrMaand geleden
  • Bro brands love jarvis

    Finite OperatorFinite OperatorMaand geleden
  • Yes.

    carter lyonscarter lyonsMaand geleden
  • I say, unless you actually like them, stop giving them what they want. Even if others will. Even if you also benefit from it. One rule I always keep in mind is that the only way a company gives you benefits for doing something that helps them is if they're get something better in return. From there, it's a matter of whether you think they deserve that benefit, or can at least live with the idea of them getting it.

    Al The TutorAl The TutorMaand geleden
  • I stopped thinking about bagel bites when they stopped making the breakfast ones 😡😡😡

    Tohru in the BronxxTohru in the BronxxMaand geleden
  • Nobody: Not a soul: not even wendys: Bagel bites: *Mistaeks*

    AceAceMaand geleden
  • RIP r/unnamedfanbase

    BraydenBraydenMaand geleden
  • I can't believe THEE Looney Tunes tweeted you... and I can't believe they even HAVE a twitter. You do realize they've been making cartoons since some people's GREAT GRANDPARENTS were kids, and they not only found your tweet (somehow) but they also tweeted you. Thats actually remarkable Jarvis, I'm amazed & impressed by that alone 😂

    Boodah LuverBoodah LuverMaand geleden
  • Is it me or does Jarvis look like the new jake from State Farm.

    Smokey BrownSmokey BrownMaand geleden